Declamation 1isk b/o

As for my explanation. I don't have a main. I have nothing but this Jita alt and a trader I recently purchased and I can't find a pilot I truly want anywhere on the forums that I have the isk to afford. The market in EVE is like real life and unfortunately I'm not in the 1%. Your pilot would have a good home with me.

Dec would be seeing some action in null sec, I promise you that.

Declamation 1isk b/o

As for my explanation. I don't have a main. I have nothing but this Jita alt and a trader I recently purchased and I can't find a pilot I truly want anywhere on the forums that I have the isk to afford. The market in EVE is like real life and unfortunately I'm not in the 1%. Your pilot would have a good home with me.

Dec would be seeing some action in null sec, I promise you that.

Edit: Actually, I bid 1 isk for Korneeleeus as well - I'd be more than grateful to accept any toon you feel I deserve.

I need Korneeleeus Kontrapshun to join the cause to stamp out the millipede uprising in the shanty towns of Caldari Prime. He will be well treated and supplied with the finest protective clothing we can steal from passing traders and either a rusty knife or TWO sharp sticks (we may have run out of knives), and all the millipede meat he can eat.

Training will be provided by our longest serving veteran - a hulk of a man, he's a one-eyed former lowsec pirate called Princess (apparently his parents wanted a girl, the last person to ask why he didn't change his name is still decorating the walls of our clubhouse). He communicates mostly through grunts and headbutts, owing to him losing his tongue to a marauding pack of millipedes who ambushed his platoon and slaughtered everyone. Princess was tortured for days by the millipedes but finally managed to escape and fight his way to safety by seducing one of his guards and disabling him with a falcon punch to the anus, before fashioning a disguise from the guard's remains and quietly slipping from the millipede stronghold.

Princess still wears his millipede-head codpiece to this day. Needless to say - not a man to be trifled with.

I can assure you Korneeleeus will find new purpose with us and lead a rewarding life from here on in, leaving behind the cold emptiness of space and the leftover pod goo that always gets stuck between your buttcheeks (don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about)

Your chars are all crap. Two word names suck. The dates of birth suck. I don't want any of this ****. If you send me one of them, please also give me the name of your remaining char so I can send an evemail saying:

"I spit in your face."

I will only resell them anyway. **** you.

I'd like to purchase 1 &/or 4 :)

ISK transfered

Over a year ago I left the game to take care of my wife who was ill. I sold up my old character and gave the ISK to corp mates, never expecting to come back to the game.

http://eveboard.com/pilot/Robert_Saint - is similar in some respects to what I used to have as a character, so is my choice.

Regardless on who gets the characters, this is a great gesture. Nice one.

I need Korneeleeus Kontrapshun to join the cause to stamp out the millipede uprising in the shanty towns of Caldari Prime. He will be well treated and supplied with the finest protective clothing we can steal from passing traders and either a rusty knife or TWO sharp sticks (we may have run out of knives), and all the millipede meat he can eat.

Training will be provided by our longest serving veteran - a hulk of a man, he's a one-eyed former lowsec pirate called Princess (apparently his parents wanted a girl, the last person to ask why he didn't change his name is still decorating the walls of our clubhouse). He communicates mostly through grunts and headbutts, owing to him losing his tongue to a marauding pack of millipedes who ambushed his platoon and slaughtered everyone. Princess was tortured for days by the millipedes but finally managed to escape and fight his way to safety by seducing one of his guards and disabling him with a falcon punch to the anus, before fashioning a disguise from the guard's remains and quietly slipping from the millipede stronghold.

Princess still wears his millipede-head codpiece to this day. Needless to say - not a man to be trifled with.

I can assure you Korneeleeus will find new purpose with us and lead a rewarding life from here on in, leaving behind the cold emptiness of space and the leftover pod goo that always gets stuck between your buttcheeks (don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about)

damn i guess my atmept to get kornelius was not good enough maybe i can win sage though i offer 1 isk as i have stated i really hope i get this character if i do not get it i think i may stop playign eve i messed up and already spent 50$ on this game yet not getting anywere i just need someway of makeing isk within the game

To fight these pirates again, what she needed was a friend.



Thanks for reading, hoping you choose me!

robbert did u see my post i knwo there have been alot
i am really hoping for a character

She is very pretty, I really need a companion! :D

awsome man this is great news and i am happy she will be well cared for

isk sent and account name thanks man this is awsome and will really help

I think I should go change the ending so they all die now

Ah well...to anyone who liked the story, donations are always welcome

I sent her my hard earned ISKS :D

ISK and account name sent.

Thank you once again.